this isn’t the first post. this is a preface, to give you some lowdown on what you’re in for. normally: who even cares. if you’re here reading, pondering, judging, scrutinizing this thats okay, it’s what cyberspace is all about. exploring new life and new civilizations like Captain Kirk says.

maybe you’re thinking to yourself: self, why are we here? of course it’s either bored, curiosity or a mixture of both. or you just wanted to be here for no other reason to explore, adventure. personally speaking in our attention deficit economy who is there really to even write to/for? what’s my motivation? nothing, passion put me here. passion to write, create, express, whatever. you might not like that, might not like the things I say and the way in which I say them. to which I share two quotes to address that:

“I’m not here to live up to your expectations and you’re not here to live up to mine” -Bruce Lee

and:

“nobody can make you feel anything without your permission” -Eleanor Roosevelt.

besides that, I do lay a bit of a disclaimer in that: I will offend, I will be cringe, crass, absurd, wrong, incorrigible (that’s ridiculous I never encourage anybody), and politically incorrect always. I do like making fun of the kids these days, or just people who know/do nothing that preach to people smarter than themselves. I’m not trying to be anybodies therapist and psychologize them either, not my job. I already have to cause nuclear meltdowns and change kids diapers at work. mostly because they’re lazy, stupid, and narcissistic and can’t speak hardly.

if you want to do me a solid just hit CTRL + D to bookmark this webpage, or CTRL + W to exit out of here, foolish mortals!